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مُساهمة من طرف صقرالسحاب في الإثنين يونيو 23, 2008 11:28 am

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in
the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a
scotch and soda."

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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days
time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from the United States of America!!!
Woman : No! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%^*!*#

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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

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Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

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مُساهمة من طرف امجد الزيود في الإثنين يونيو 23, 2008 5:46 pm

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks

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مُساهمة من طرف بنت النشاما في الإثنين يونيو 23, 2008 5:53 pm

thankssssssssssssssss
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مُساهمة من طرف سحابي حر في السبت يوليو 12, 2008 3:10 pm

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